Learned Sea
When halfway through swimming the channel
I chanced on a motorized panel
I pulled at a knob
The thing started to throb
So I wiped up the mess with a flannel
When halfway through climbing the Eiger
I was horribly gored by a tiger
So I took off my crampons
And stuffed them like tampons
(A trick that I learned in the Niger)
Contributors: | Ethetran, Kansas Sam, Padfoot, fester, Beefy, Dassn't Say. |
Poem finished: | 25th September 2003. |