The Spoonbill Generator

How To Cook Vegetables

I may have to boil a turnip [Anon.]

I might have to roast it too [N]

Then mash it and salt it [F]

And after I've rolled it [N]

I then think I'll hold it [F]

Juggle it, fold it [Dassn't Say]

Peel it and scald it [Ethetran]

I might even scold it [F]

Then after I've sold it [Ethetran]

It will do as I told it [fester]

Once I've paroled it [Grayman]

Kicked and cajoled it [fester]

It will then be too cold for my stew [Beefy ]

Contributors: F, N, Dassn't Say, Ethetran, fester, Grayman, Beefy.
Poem finished: 25th September 2003.