The Spoonbill Generator

Unlikely Gumdrops from Savannah

There once was a moose from Ontario [e]

Who created quite the scenario [Karin]

By speaking in French [F]

To his suffering wench [N]

He was quite the Lothario [Anon.]

A handsome giraffe from Zaire [N]

Reputed to be quite a liar [Anon.]

Claimed royal descent [Ethetran]

From a blue-blooded gent [F]

Now in the celestial choir [Ethetran]

A lemur from Lima, Peru [Beefy ]

Whose eyes were the color of blue [smrtypnts]

Bought a new lamborghini [Ethetran]

And quaffed only Martini [e]

From a shy young chameleon's shoe [Beefy ]

A cat flea that lived in my bed [Ethetran]

Annoyingly climbed to my head [e]

And nibbled my ear [Beefy ]

Then slurped from my tear [Kansas Sam]

I proceeded to make that flea dead [Karin]

A large and frenchified gnu [e]

Who called himself Mr. Magoo [Anon.]

Was taken aback [Ethetran]

When I called him Jack [F]

And offered him Budweiser brew [Anon.]

A weasel who worked next to me [Kansas Sam]

Stole my glasses and poisoned my tea [Dassn't Say]

I conjured a plot [N]

To feed him my snot [quasi (sorry)]

Disguised as a sliver of brie [N]

Contributors: e, Karin, F, N, Ethetran, Beefy, smrtypnts, Kansas Sam, Anon., Dassn't Say, quasi (sorry).
Poem finished: 24th September 2003.