Yammering Agenda
My political agenda:
To get elected governor of California
(for the heck of it)
Fill my coffers
To give Jack more things to whine about
Get my own intern
Yes, to rekindle interest in a defunct smut mag
Find ways to win friends and influence people without seeming to
To get pelted with raw eggs - so I can eat 'em
To convince the voters that now is the time for a benevolent dictatorship
To deceive the voters into believing that I am not a benevolent dictator
To remake the world in my own image
Contributors: | mel, F, W, Kansas Sam, Karin. |
Poem finished: | 5th September 2003. |