Putting the Carthorse Before Zen
At times the truth may not appear the best approach to take
At times we hide our inner views for fear of causing strife
But those who cannot stand the truth, in truth, deserve no break
Ask any man out there who's tried to keep things from his wife
At times she may appear too fat; in truth, though, she is thin
At time's she'll be upset, although she'll tell you nothing's wrong
But soon you'll figure out you gaffed about her double chin
Ask any man who's been deprived of nookie for too long
At times there seems a spending spree; in truth, she needs it all
At times you'll wonder just how many rings a girl can own
But counting rings and fingers won't relieve your manly call
Ask any man who's spent too many evenings all alone
At times reminders seem too much; in truth, you need each nag
At times we all could bear to lose complete control
But un-done honey-do lists are not recipies for shag
Poor little boy whose Christmas sock contains only coal
Contributors: | Ethetran, Beefy, Kansas Sam, dok, F. |
Poem finished: | 5th September 2003. |