The Spoonbill Generator

Avoid Big Pies

I once knew a Heywood Jablome [mel]

I found he was best left alone [Ethetran]

He'd no social flair [Beefy]

But incredible hair [Grayman]

Which he combed to the shape of a cone [Wormtail]

Now, Heywood's young sister, named Jen [Beefy]

Could juggle two ducks and a hen [Wormtail]

This gift, strange to tell, [Beefy]

Went down rather well [Ethetran]

With the local agrarian men [mel]

Contributors: mel, Ethetran, Beefy, Grayman, Wormtail, .
Poem finished: 4th September 2003.