The Spoonbill Generator

Mugging For Pennies

"The proof is in the pudding," or so I've heard it said [F]

But Cosby's endless hawking surely puts that saw to bed [Kansas Sam]

"Exceptions prove the rule", as they often like to say [N]

The phrase itself a paradox, for which we dearly pay [F]

"Now prove your love to me", is what the women often plead [N]

But pudding never gives those Cosby gals the stuff they need [Kansas Sam]

No use in teaching this horndog new tricks to woo the gals [F]

He knows them all and regularly flaunts them for his pals [mel]

"Too many cooks can spoil the broth" - in theory true, at least [Ethetran]

But broth will never satisfy the pudding-craving beast [Beefy]

"The best way to a man's heart's through his stomach"; but for girls [Ethetran]

The greatest sin of all is casting swine before the pearls [Beefy]

Contributors: F, Kansas Sam, N, mel, Ethetran, Beefy.
Poem finished: 4th September 2003.