The Spoonbill Generator

Paul never liked peace anyhow

Yes, haiku is back [Karin]

And back with a vengeance, too [N]

Five, then seven, five [F]

It's bound to trick you [N]

Most formulae are plastic [F]

But there's no slack here [N]

If you must know, dear [Karin]

Haiku keeps me up at night [N]

Slack is over there [F]

Reflexive poems [N]

Can seem autoerotic [F]

If that is your thing [N]

A wise man once said [Karin]

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours [F]

(He had a bad itch) [N]

I really don't care [Karin]

How hard you find poetry [Grayman]

Painting is harder [Beefy]

Innumerate people [Eth]

Can't count to seven correctly [Beefy]

Are you one of them? [Karin]

It isn't that hard [Beefy]

Use fingers if you have to [Karin]

Though amputees can't [Eth]

Won, too, tree, fore, fie [smrtypnts]

Pimp, sethera, lethera [dok]

Fie, fore, tree, too, won [Kansas Sam]

I am the walrus [Karin]

While my guitar gently weeps [Kansas Sam]

Norwegian wood - good. [Karin]

Yoko would be proud [Beefy]

But please don't ask her to sing [Karin]

Just give peace a chance [smrtypnts]

Your mother should know [Kansas Sam]

That I wanna hold your hand [Karin]

When I'm sixty four [Kansas Sam]

Jo Jo was a man [Karin]

From Luton in Bedfordshire [sarah]

He's not from Tuscon? [Karin]

Will you still love me? [dok]

If I fell in love with you? [N]

No chance, nowhere man. [Karin]

John, Paul, George, Ringo [N]

Sailed a yellow submarine [Karin&Mark]

In strawberry fields [N]

Paperback writer [F]

Back in the U.S.S.R [N]

Something in the way.... [F]

But enough of that [N]

I wanna get back, get back [F]

Hey! I said enough! [N]

Contributors: Karin, N, F, Grayman, Beefy, Eth, smrtypnts, dok, Kansas Sam, sarah, Karin&Mark.
Poem finished: 4th September 2003.