The Spoonbill Generator

Spooning the Kielbasa Worse Than Me

Why must you eat the kielbasa? [F]

Can't you wait til you get to my casa? [Karin]

Now that it's vanished [F]

I truly am famished [N]

Now I must eat all the salsa [F]

Well spooning alone is no fun [N]

Although I hear it's been done [F]

Some say that's perverse [Karin]

But what's even worse [F]

Is mooning with only one bun [Dassn't Say]

'Uni-whack' really sounds dorty
To me, sounds masturbatory [F]

I'll whack all the day
That's just how I play [N]

I'll do it until I am forty [F]

On the day that I finally go blind [N]

I'll confess to all of mankind [F]

I tossed in my sleep
And often did weep [N]

For Onan had me in a bind [Anon.]

Now, enough of this crude stimulation [N]

Remember our preoccupation [Beefy]

Put your hands on your head [Lee]

Get into my bed [Roland]

And indulge in some light osculation [Beefy]

Contributors: F, Karin, N, Dassn't Say, Beefy, Lee, Roland.
Poem finished: 3rd September 2003.