The Spoonbill Generator

Cummerbunds Will Fall (2004)

Predictions for the Coming Year [Anon.]

It will follow immediately after this year [Karin]

It will have one extra day [N]

Your cummerbund will be stolen by three gypsies [F]

The gypsies will throw a fancy dress ball [Karin]

You will make exactly 7 new years resolutions, and fail to keep any of them [N]

Your left earlobe will fall off [F]

Your nightshirt will ride up and reveal that your thingy is no longer attached [Randy]

A horse will win the Derby [Beefy ]

Somewhere in the world, a man will be assassinated [dok]

Spoonbillers will capture the world, but put it back in disgust [Beefy ]

It'll be so great, we'll extend 2004 well into 2005 [Eth]

Someone will undoubtedly make predictions for the following year [Anon.]

They will be wrong [Beefy ]

Contributors: F, Karin, N, Randy, Beefy, dok, Eth, archaeopteryx.
Poem finished: 3rd September 2003.