The Spoonbill Generator

Undressing Swine

I really must take a shower [F]

For soon it will be the hour [Karin]

When bobolinks sing [F]

And their necks I will wring [Karin]

Yes, I know that my mood is sour [F]

I really must drink some wine [Karin]

And tally the things that are mine [F]

As I begin this divorce [Karin]

I'll follow a course [F]

That will leave him exposed as a swine! [Karin]

I really must change my address [F]

My dear home he's made quite a mess [Karin]

Spilled beer everywhere [F]

Had Cher over there [Karin]

As well as the creature from Loch Ness [F]

Contributors: F, Karin.
Poem finished: 31st August 2003.