The Spoonbill Generator

The Gnomes Who Roll

Once upon a time, in a country faraway [F]

Lived a man who was a gnome, with a beard that was all gray [quasi]

He liked to hump the leprechauns [F]

Then roll about on grassy lawns [N]

And eat a bucketful of prawns [F]

While watching as the morning dawns [N]

That gnome who liked to tango everyday [F]

Once upon an age, in a land that's now forgotten [N]

Lived a munchkin who liked to chew on things rotten [Randy]

He liked to lick the rolladex [F]

He liked to engage in plenty of sex [Randy]

And cook a meal that was Tex-Mex [F]

While being eaten by a T-Rex [quasi]

That munchkin who was so misbegotten [F]

Once upon a dream, in a place beyond our ken [Beefy]

Lived a race of navel-less, hairless men [Dassn't Say]

Who liked to contemplate their toes [Beefy]

And deck their dicks with satin bows [Dassn't Say]

And shadowbox their favorite foes [F]

And saddle up their deers and does [Dassn't Say]

Those oddly navel-less, hairless men [F]

Contributors: F, quasi, N, Randy, Beefy, Dassn't Say.
Poem finished: 29th August 2003.