The Spoonbill Generator

Silly Clothes

My boots they are not filigree'd [hamish]

My legs they are not dungaree'd [Dassn't Say]

My socks they are not pedigreed [Nym]

Prove it, though, and I'll concede [Kansas Sam]

My purses are not monogrammed [F]

My underpants are unprogrammed [quasi]

My codpieces are flimflammed [N]

Oh, no! I think I'm damned [F]

Contributors: hamish, Dassn't Say, Nym, Kansas Sam, F, quasi, N.
Poem finished: 29th August 2003.