I Am Not The Obsessive Weirdo You Are
Call me a lonely weirdo
That's just who I am
I must googlewhack
Call me an obsessive nut
You obsessive nut
F thinks she funny
N thinks he's superior
K knows she is cool
But N is cooler
Was not my contribution
That's obvious, F.
Why alphabetize?
On the other hand, why not?
ABCDE
The fun never stops
No, the fun never started
Half full? Half empty?
Ah, pessimism
It is what keeps me going
Alas, not for long
When I think of you
I feel sick to the stomach
Alka Seltzer helps
When I see you smile
I see the remnants of meals
How very sexy
There's nothing quite like
The sight of you in the bath
I thank God for that
Contributors: | Haiku, F, N, Karin, quasi. |
Poem finished: | 28th August 2003. |