The Spoonbill Generator

Faintly Wild, Like Justice and Love

Let me describe the love of my life [F]

Though words will not do her justice [N]

She's squat and vigorous and has purple hair [F]

And smells faintly of mustard [Anon.]

None can resist her feminine wiles [F]

Her deep croaky voice drives me wild [N]

I've offered her diamonds and popcorn and stuff [F]

She spurns them like a child [N]

You see, I'm ensnared--madness, I know [F]

But her mojo's much too strong [Karin]

She's prone to hopfrogging, leapscotching and such [F]

And then there's that skimpy little thong [Karin]

Contributors: F, N, Karin.
Poem finished: 28th August 2003.