The Spoonbill Generator

And Then the Next Animal

Ferdinand the Porcupine was quite a prickly fellow [N]

He had a girlfriend, Sally, whose mood was always mellow [F]

Together they would frollick in the long and yellow grass [N]

And then they both would share a steaming demitasse [F]

He'd take her out to dinner, with his face all clean and shiny [Anon.]

She, in turn, made certain that she'd scrubbed her little heinie [F]

Afterwards they'd hit town, and dance the night away [N]

And later they'd indulge themselves in porcupiny play [F]

Ferninand and Sally then received a large surprise [N]

Their many quills, (hereto so flat), at last began to rise [F]

The next part of the story (at the risk of sounding corny) [N]

I herewith censor what comes next. (They finally got horny) [F]

Contributors: N, F, Anon., .
Poem finished: 25th August 2003.