The Spoonbill Generator

All My Complaints

My battery is draining [F]

My life is running flat [N]

All day it has been raining [F]

And death is at my doormat [N]

My underpants need washing [F]

My soul demands a cleanse [N]

I'm not much good at joshing [F]

I need to use the men's [N]

My appetite is waning [F]

I've lost my taste for joy [N]

I'm getting good at complaining [Karin]

I feel like Loki's toy [F]

Contributors: F, N, Karin.
Poem finished: 25th August 2003.