Glibness for Fakenham
Your cheque book's fallen in the wash
Your girlfriend's just departed for a girls' night on the town
Why not try this three step lifestyle makeover?
Step One: unclutter your life
Start by throwing "Walden" out
Your counsellor will dispose of your valuables for you
While you deign to scrub the mold out of your grout
Step Two: take responsibility
Start by firing your lawyer
Try firing your office at the same time ... you have the ability
Attend your own funeral like Huck Finn (or was it Tom Sawyer?)
Step Three: breathe. relax. enjoy
Start with a stiff double whisky
Then phone that hotline and order up a boy
Maybe one nice and young and frisky
Step Four: bathe in heated mud
..wAiTaMiNuTe!..How can there be fourth step in a Three Step Lifestyle Makeover?
One of the red-hot tips is bound to be a dud
Who am I tryin' ta kid; you & I know it SUCKS to be me..hand me that revolver.
Contributors: | N, keithc, Beefy, snood, Kansas Sam, Dassn't Say, loaf, Anon., K8. |
Poem finished: | 24th August 2003. |