But a Pizza Means the End of Thunderstorms
MORE GOOFY HAIKUS
End of day is nigh
Your time is almost up, dear
Listen for the "ding"
You are an odd man
Why do you save all your sweat?
We've run out of jars
Toejam sickens me
Especially when spread on toast
Breakfast is now served.
I've lost my porkpie
Maybe I should wear a tam
Or a fedora
My uncle is mad
As a hatter on uppers
Whatever that means
A glove on my foot
Fits quite nicely actually
Socks embrace my hands
You look like a rat
slinking down Hopeless Alley
Would you like some cheese?
Your nose is growing
Wait, no, your face is shrinking
I hate zoom lenses
| Contributors: | Karin, Beefy, Kansas Sam, N, F, Dassn't Say. |
| Poem finished: | 22nd August 2003. |