Bedevil The Faithful
What's that in your pants? Is it something to eat?
A Mars bar, I fancy, would make a nice treat
What's that in your blouse? Is it something to drink?
A couple of oranges would be peachy, I think
What's that in your dress? Is it something to taste?
That tattoo of a zebra would be nothing to waste
What's that in your shorts? Is it something to lick?
Oh MY! .. It is LEAKING! .. Grab onto it ... QUICK!
Contributors: | archaeopteryx, Beefy, Q, K8, Anon.. |
Poem finished: | 20th August 2003. |