The Spoonbill Generator

Hayseed, Huh?

Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer [qt pi]

The fair grounds rumbled with this thundering cheer [K8]

For it was time for the big tractor-pull [smrtypnts]

And most of the fans had dropped out of school [F]

Big Hair, Muddy Trucks, and Milwaukee's Best [smrtypnts]

The drivers had mulllets and wifebeaters on chest [archaeopteryx]

The jist of my poem is simple as pie [smrtypnts]

It's the State Fair on the Fourth of July! [archaeopteryx]

Contributors: qt pi, K8, smrtypnts, F, archaeopteryx.
Poem finished: 15th August 2003.