The Spoonbill Generator

Dead Sticks

Sticks and stones may break my bones [Karin]

Yet still you'll smell my cheap colognes [Kansas Sam]

Mere beatings alone cannot deter me [Karin]

From hunting to kill every goddamn Furby [DogerellKing]

And Tickle-Me-Elmo's as good as dead [Dassn't Say]

The Cabbage Patch dolls look overfed [F]

Barbie must be on her very last legs [N]

I'm tired of buying her miniature L'eggs [F]

Contributors: Karin, Kansas Sam, DogerellKing, Dassn't Say, F, N.
Poem finished: 14th August 2003.