The Spoonbill Generator

Ode to the Attic

Let us praise the humble ceiling fan. [Dassn't Say]

Not enough people truly appreciate ceilings [Beefy]

Rejoice! The miracle of blenders. [archaeopteryx]

Bringing harmony where once there was fruit [Beefy]

Who mourns for the wire whisk? [Karin]

Are you sure that eggs deserve a beating? [P]

The health of any helicopter [loaf]

Is the direct consequence of Bernoulli's principle [Randy]

Splendifery! A truly wonderful word [N]

Even more apt to unseat sitting Vice-Presidents than potato [Anon.]

Contributors: Dassn't Say, Beefy, archaeopteryx, Karin, P, loaf, Randy, N, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 6th August 2003.