The Spoonbill Generator

Cleaning the Little Weasels

Where have all the guppies gone? [F]

For you, and I, have nothing on [baoloa]

What have all the puppies done? [Karin]

Something naughty, something fun [F]

Why have all the weasels left? [N]

They needed only ask to stay [Karin]

Who's to blame for Diesel's theft? [N]

Me and my old buddy, Ray [F]

When will all the penguins fly? [N]

Perhaps when hell freezes over [Karin]

Who will eat this shoofly pie? [F]

My buddy's little dog named Rover. [Karin]

Where have all the hipsters gone? [F]

They're off to acquire MBA's. [Karin]

To catch some sun on Harvard's lawn [Randy]

I recollect my salad days... [N]

When with guitar I sang folk ballads [Dassn't Say]

And quaffed improbable quantities of salads [loaf]

Contributors: F, baoloa, Karin, N, Randy, Dassn't Say, loaf.
Poem finished: 3rd August 2003.