Insults for Schoolmarms
Slug bug!
What sort of thing are you?
I'm a shiny, new, expensive beetle car!
Scat rat!
Why use vinegar rather than honey?
Because it costs a little less money!
Git nit!
When will you ever leave?
When I have finished knotting the tails of sows!
Sick tick!
What dantesque limbo do you hail from?
The One at the end of the line, thou silly-sally!
Bog hog!
Why is it that you pester me?
I have nothing better to do, and you're so squiffy!
Numb nuts!
Which puddle of slime did you crawl from?
The same one that engendered you and your mother!
Dumb dolt!
Why must you unhinge my hinges?
So I can watch you freak out, you big freak!
Contributors: | dodo, Nym, F, N, Kansas Sam, Anon., Karin. |
Poem finished: | 30th July 2003. |