The Spoonbill Generator

Every Phrase Yodelled by Wagner

Parsifal was bleeding from the gramophone [Nym]

Heck, who knew that Bakelite is inedible? [Kansas Sam]

The needle scratched like a flea-ridden hound [Nym]

But at least the motor put a spring in his step [Anon.]


Boing! [Anon.]

The noise left the audience shocked, stunned [Kansas Sam]

Nothing had prepared them for this [Nym]

What, they wondered, was Wagner saying? [Kansas Sam]

Was he mocking them from his grave? [Nym]

The fat lady sang! [Kansas Sam]

Contributors: Nym, Kansas Sam, Anon..
Poem finished: 25th July 2003.