Bingled
While surfing on the web one day
I came upon a bingle
I figured that it was okay
It claimed that it was single
So I asked it for a dance
But it claimed to be averse
To taking such a stance
I felt I had to curse
Goddamnit man! A pox be on you
May all your children die
The bingle said "That just won't do
I have to zip my fly"
I've had enough of bingle stuff
Then someone end the stanza
Writing poetry is tough.
Remember Tony Danza?
Contributors: | Nym, Francine, F, Anon., tonedeaf, Karin. |
Poem finished: | 20th July 2003. |