The Spoonbill Generator

A Royal Disaster

Indeed the overweening queen [Francine]

Liked to keep her palace clean [Nym]

But the little princess made a poop [Karin]

Its shape was in a loop-de-loop [Francine]

The queen was mad, she blew her gasket [Nym]

"Fetch me the royal pooping basket!" [Karin]

The maids they tittered, the butler fainted [Nym]

The dynastic floor was then repainted [Francine]

The princess she was made to pay [Nym]

She had to scrub all royal latrines that day [Karin]

But, good for her, she hatched a scheme [Francine]

Bound to make Her Highness scream [Nym]

She glued the toilet lids so tight [Francine]

None could lift them, try as they might [Nym]

And she also glued the Royal tush [Karin]

And carefully removed the flush [Nym]

Contributors: Francine, Nym, Karin.
Poem finished: 18th July 2003.