The Spoonbill Generator

To Birds

The geese were flying high, the ducks [Francine]

were merely watching [dwizz]

Swimming round inside my tux [Nym]

My underpants were botching. [Francine]

And if your panties have ever botched [Karin]

And can you ever straighten [Francine]

once they've ridden up your crotch [Karin]

Your privates start inflatin' [Nym]

Believe me when I say it's torture [Karin]

I wouldn't steer you wrong [Francine]

You need only ask my eldest daughter [Nym]

Who likes to wear a thong. [Francine]

Contributors: Francine, dwizz, Nym, Karin.
Poem finished: 17th July 2003.