The Spoonbill Generator

If Only People Smelled Like Flowers

I often wonder how to start [Nym]

then I rip a goodly fart [Karin]

This helps I feel, to clear the air [Nym]

sometimes I even rip a pair [Karin]

Or three, or four (I play a tune) [Kansas Sam]

I feel another coming soon [Karin]

It trumpets loudly [Nym]

and ever so proudly [Karin]

A masterpiece of gas [Nym]

comes tootling out of my a** [Karin]

Contributors: Nym, Karin, Kansas Sam.
Poem finished: 17th July 2003.