The Spoonbill Generator

Mukluks Sometimes

My own dear love does seldom fart [Francine]

He burps instead, and bless his heart, [Kansas Sam]

He oft will close the toilet lid [Francine]

but ne'er when he was a kid [Anon.]

Back then, he says, he missed the hole [Kansas Sam]

And shamefully from the bathroom stole [Mr Nym]

but now he's careful to take aim [Karin]

That was until his old age came [Nym]

And in the nursing home, alas [Francine]

He truly made a sorry splash [Nym]

Contributors: Francine, Kansas Sam, Anon., Mr Nym, Karin, Nym.
Poem finished: 17th July 2003.