The Spoonbill Generator

Smooth eucalyptus, resinous aura [E Greejius]

Subtle and complex as a rare wine [dkb]

Or merely plonk for plonkers? We must know soon, or [E Greejius]

There'll be complaints when it's time to dine. [dkb]

Bland semolina, turgid molasses [E Greejius]

Dank and inspid as a dense fog [dkb]

Why can't politics be like this always? Tony Blair says [E Greejius]

Some blather, like "Rambling Bog." [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

Moist portobello, sheltering rooftop [Anon.]

Damocles shields for my head. [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

Michael Portillo, pondering Paxman [Iain J Coleman]

Bound on Antarctical sled [loaf]

Limp fettucine, creamily resting [dkb]

pesto duvet for my prawns [kevin]

Which platter to serve it on? Decisions, decisions [Patrick Connors]

Postponed by the absence of croutons [ambyr]