The Spoonbill Generator

Squeeze the Glands Beyond Table Manners

There's nothing so original [Apsley]

As sticky toffee pud [dkb]

Which any aboriginal [fester]

Can make from jarrah wood. [dkb]

There's nothing so delectable [Beefy]

As puking in a jug [Apsley]

Like every unelectable [fester]

Clabber in a mug [Stacy Alexander]

There's nothing reprehensible [dkb]

In curried kangaroo [fester]

Provided that you're sensible [Beefy]

And remember to spew [fester]

Contributors: Apsley, dkb, fester, Beefy, Stacy Alexander.
Poem finished: 10th January 2003.