The Spoonbill Generator

Chocolate Elvis During Sessions

Oh! My sombrero is the finest, [Stacy Alexander]

Made out of melted cheese, [Apsley]

It used to be owned by Fred Dinage [fester]

It reached down to his knees. [dkb]

But I cannot show it to minors [fester]

For it is quite unfit [Stacy Alexander]

For such a feast of carnage [Apsley]

Knees his to down reached it. [dkb]

It makes me wrie things backwards [Apsley]

And say them upside down [Steve]

It takes me to the black woods [fester]

And sometimes to the brown. [dkb]

It makes me be mean to children [fester]

Slapping them on the hand [dkb]

It makes me feel quite chilled when [fester]

I'm nude amongst the band. [Stacy Alexander]

Contributors: Stacy Alexander, Apsley, fester, dkb, Steve.
Poem finished: 15th December 2002.