Having Stacy In Song
Why don't we rename Christmas?
We already have, as Xmas!
But we could call it "Apsley"
To whom nothing happens laxly
Or we could call it "Nancy"
Though that isn't quite as fancy
I know! Let's call it "Gerald" -
The kind of name that heralds
The songs that angels sing.
And so we come to Gerald Day,
When we eat our Gerald pudding
And Father Gerald comes to say:
"Merry Gerald to one and all!"
Or might there be a better name?
Like Humphrey, Jim or Sue?
Or Alison, than whose great fame
(Or notoriety, to you),
No other wight can claim excess
could this new name be a success
Or should we think of something new?
So, decorate the Dorking tree
(It'll come down in New Tim)
And leave some Dorking cake for me
When I first foot on Auld Lang Jim
Contributors: | fester, Apsley, Stacy Alexander, dkb, steve. |
Poem finished: | 14th December 2002. |