Phenomenology for Carrots
My philosophy is very clear
I shall not move: I'm staying here.
I'm staying here. I will not go.
And that is all, my students, you need know.
I will not budge, won't move an inch
Not even if you gave me a very large and ripe avocado to pinch.
Not even if you said "Come for a beer!"
To this very patch of ground I would adhere.
I'll stick like glue to this one place
O,no I won't - I'm off to space!
I'm off to space! With alien friends!
Tune in next week to see how it ends
Contributors: | fester, dkb, Stacy Alexander, Apsley, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 28th November 2002. |