Defeated by Professors of Usurpation
One escalator, one canoe:
A recipe for derring-do
For those who like to follow through
A lift-shaft and a pair of skis
Will help you to break both your knees
For those who savour such a wheeze
Two pythons and a piece of cheese
A means of swinging through the trees
A blind affront to honey-bees
A trampoline and mountain bike
Well ... you can try it, if you like!
But I'd rather go on a hike...
Four feathers and a sip of wine
Will help if you're trapped in a mine
By some unmitigated swine
Contributors: | Roland, fester, Apsley, loaf, Stacy Alexander, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 12th November 2002. |