The Spoonbill Generator

Defeated by Professors of Usurpation

One escalator, one canoe: [Roland]

A recipe for derring-do [fester]

For those who like to follow through [Apsley]

A lift-shaft and a pair of skis [Roland]

Will help you to break both your knees [fester]

For those who savour such a wheeze [Roland]

Two pythons and a piece of cheese [Apsley]

A means of swinging through the trees [fester]

A blind affront to honey-bees [loaf]

A trampoline and mountain bike [fester]

Well ... you can try it, if you like! [Roland]

But I'd rather go on a hike... [fester]

Four feathers and a sip of wine [Stacy Alexander]

Will help if you're trapped in a mine [fester]

By some unmitigated swine [Beefy]

Contributors: Roland, fester, Apsley, loaf, Stacy Alexander, Beefy.
Poem finished: 12th November 2002.