The Spoonbill Generator

Laconic as Pestilence

Marge sees not her hem's afire, [Barrymore's Ghost]

Butter wouldn't melt ... [Roland]

She bobs and twists 'cross Bedfordshire [Barrymore's Ghost]

On an elephant [fester]

Made of brussel sprouts [P]

A pachyderm with leafy brow [Barrymore's Ghost]

Afraid of roundabouts [fester]

Though fond of roe of smelt! [Barrymore's Ghost]

Marge holds not her heart's desire, [Stacy Alexander]

Butter wouldn't spread... [Anon.]

She weaves and glides through Devonshire [Stacy Alexander]

With an elf-like tread [fester]

'Midst the carrot-tops [dkb]

Where Pakistani army cows [fester]

Fertilise the crops [P]

Though fond of sour kraut! [Stacy Alexander]

Contributors: Barrymore's Ghost, Roland, fester, P, Stacy Alexander, Anon., dkb.
Poem finished: 14th October 2002.