Chaos Theory Disproved
Carp for breakfast, hake for tea:
Nothing else makes sense to me
Bacon sizzling, lizards wait -
Everyone's first choice for bait
Dung aplenty - dive right in!
First the bones, and next the skin!
Eat your fill, cram wide the mouth!
Swallow East, North, West and South
Apple crumble? Rhubarb tart?
Appetite or apple-cart?
Fish aplenty, swimming so deep
Some in dreams and some asleep
Haddock sandwich, crab surprise...
Down the hatch, between the eyes
Glutton luncheon, dinner cramming:
Mutton punching, sinner damning
Contributors: | Apsley, Surlaw. |
Poem finished: | 10th October 2002. |