The Spoonbill Generator

Let's Beat Up Apsley

A cardboard egg tastes just as good [Apsley]

In someone else's neighbourhood [Roland]

Where corpulence abounds [Barrymore's Ghost]

Even in the Hare and Hounds [fester]

But in one's native parish, where [Roland]

The natives dance without a care [fester]

Improper thoughts are quelled [loaf]

When a cardboard egg is smelled [fester]

Contributors: Apsley, Roland, Barrymore's Ghost, fester, loaf.
Poem finished: 4th October 2002.