Impersonating Nelson for Fun!
As fine a feast as man has known
Was thrown away by me to-night
While retching down the telephone
And listening to the album white
But who shall chafe or censor me
Who live in a suburb leafy?
For though I'm beastly to the poor
Unhelpful with the well-to-do
Although I'm know as quite a boor
I don't belong inside a zoo
But who shall charge or challenge me
Who live in an arbour leafy?
I like to beat my servants well
And castigate them, ear to ear
They know that I don't like the smell
Of folk pretending they're sincere
But who shall curse or cuckold me
Who masquerade as 'Beefy'?
I roundly curse each passer-by
Especially if dressed in black
(They're in black, with asegai)
And every fifth one I attack
But who shall crown or conquer me
Who rule the roost as 'Beefy'?
Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, loaf, P, fester, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 3rd October 2002. |