Escstatic, Dogmatic
She declared herself democratic,
And voted to live in the attic
With a tea-spoon smeared with cheese
Which swore that it was Portugese
In tones more tender than emphatic
But, strangely, almost automatic
Until her uncle from Dumfries
Got married to a moose in Nice
Whereupon the cry ecstatic
And manoeuvres acrobratic
Brought about a mighty Freeze
Of minus 200 degrees
The which was rather unclimatic
And a little too dramatic
For such a pretty little piece
Penned by my so foolish niece
About the joys of sub-aquatic
Diving in a sea dramatic
Searching for the magic bees
So much beloved by Ph.Ds
Contributors: | Apsley, fester, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 29th September 2002. |