The Spoonbill Generator

Whistling Tortoises

A frond of bracken in the hair [Apsley]

Or furze behind the back [loaf]

Will soon enliven any pair [Apsley]

Who sing the London Derrière [Roland]

A frond in need's a frond indeed [fester]

And well in need of God's good speed [Apsley]

Or, yet indeed, of God's good weed [fester]

On that we can be all agreed [Beefy]

Contributors: Apsley, loaf, Roland, fester, Beefy.
Poem finished: 10th July 2002.