In Contempt of a Buried Steamship
This poem concerns Hades.
Not a nice place for Ladies.
Nor Hindleys and Bradys
Or sultry Mercedes
However bemused or beguiled
Not a nice place for Myra
Nor her sadist admirer
Demented conspirer
With Pluto in Lyra
The famously silver-tongued child
The poem preaches caution
If staging an abortion
Or other extortion
From Hergest to Horsham
All preachers are reviled
Not a nice fate for Dora
The veteran vegetable snorer
Whose unctuous aura
Made all men the poorer
The mighty as much as the mild
Contributors: | Apsley, fester, Roland, loaf, P, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 5th July 2002. |