The Spoonbill Generator

Cacophonic, Electric, Adamant

'Craddock's Cat Biscuits are finer by far!', the radio blared [Apsley]

'Only the slimiest fish is used when they are prepared!' [fester]

They sounded delicious, so I did resolve to have some for tea: [Apsley]

If only I'd known that that choice would bring horrors and grief to me [Beefy]

So I invited all my chummy-chums to partake of the snacks [dan]

But, before they could, they were all devoured by those odious hacks [Apsley]

Contributors: Apsley, fester, Beefy, dan.
Poem finished: 25th March 2002.