Gingerbread Housing Corporation
Gretel's luxuriant hairy schnauzer was a bitch!
Drove a Rolls, gold food bowls, man that dog was rich
Until the tenth of Bismuth, when the coffers all ran dry
The thought of no more decadence pulled tears out of her eye
Grendel's esurient harpy servant knew the score!
He made her scramble up her eggs then kicked her out the door
But she was far too cunning, and hid then in the bushes
sure to come out angrily and kick you in the tushes
Contributors: | Apsley, dan, Beefy, arielle. |
Poem finished: | 7th March 2002. |