Defy the Hoariest Blanket
"Savage is as savage does"
Quoth Lily
Blotting out the savage buzz
Of shrilly
Bleating renegadoes of Hormuz
"Never let a bookworm turn"
Spake Homer
Wondering what a Greek might earn
Glaucoma
Blinds us as the sea-lions gurn
"Eating is a task for fools"
Cried Delia
Sitting on a nest of stools
Lobelia
Puts away her woodwork tools
"Let us now praise shameless Ben"
Wrote Shelley
King of Alabama's men
Whose belly
Dwarfs the hummocks in this Fen
"Peter Pepper plucked a pike"
Said Dante
Nearly falling off his bike
Chianti
Dribbling down hs chin, belike
"Savage was as savage did"
Per Plato
Slamming down the stock-pot lid
As NATO
Trawls the deep for Giant Squid
"Now, my friends, the end is near"
Drones Gielgud
Clapping one hand on his ear
Doc. Feelgood
Singing folk songs - not round here!
Contributors: | Roland, TG, P. |
Poem finished: | 5th February 2002. |