Mitochondrial Ne'er-do-wells
Carved in frozen gasoline
Came my girlie magazine
With a cover quite obscene
For those not on the Martian scene
Moulded from hot plasticine
For ladies near the veggie screen
With a cover painted green
And smeared with once-used Vaseline®
Begone, motif!
Avoid the reef!
Drowned in tepid margarine
Comes, sometimes, a submarine
With a cover girl (Doreen)
To fill, again, my deep tureen
Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, P, fester. |
Poem finished: | 7th January 2002. |