The Spoonbill Generator

Unnecessary Tits

In Narnia, the earthworms say, [Apsley]

You can eat dirt three times a day [fester]

It keeps you healthy, fit and free, [Apsley]

Tits out baby and down on my knees [David Hotson]

My name is Dave, but I can't please [Apsley]

The earthworms for the life of me [Beefy]

Contributors: Apsley, fester, David Hotson, Beefy.
Poem finished: 11th December 2001.