The Spoonbill Generator

Frogmen Imminent

'Tis time! 'Tis time! The deed is done [dkb]

I have impaled a currant-bun!' [Apsley]

My fearsome weapon went straight through [fester]

(The sharpness was not known to you!) [Apsley]

And cut its evil heart in two [fester]

(As it might enter into you...) [Apsley]

'Hear ye! Hear ye! The bun is dead! [fester]

And I repeat, with mortal dread, [Apsley]

My fearsome weapon all should fear [fester]

Lest I with it them through should spear!' [Apsley]

With awe shrank back all people near [fester]

And went in search of fishing-gear. [Apsley]

Contributors: dkb, Apsley, fester.
Poem finished: 20th November 2001.